1. |
Brandy Grant
01:47
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Verse:
Brandie Grant, Brandie Grant
Why don't you give me a chance?
I'm not as awkward as I seem
And in fact you're so beautiful
Right down to your cuticles
You are the woman of my dreams
Chorus:
That's why I act so weird around you
It's just as I feared in town, too
You are the aphrodite
When you act so high and mighty
That's why you make me so blue
Verse:
Brandie Grant, Brandie Grant
I could be your winner
I'm not as bad as I seem
and in fact you're so pretty
So eloquent and witty
My eyes hurt after you are seen
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2. |
Good Dog
02:35
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Verse:
David Foster Wallace killed himself
He didn't have any kids
He didn't have any help
Before you knew it he was dead and gone
That's before anybody knew what was going on
They took the salad to the wrong table
Chris wanted to make me culpable
I said Chris you know it ain't my fault
The whole table is under assault
Chorus:
Can't keep a good dog down
Can't keep a good dog down
Can't keep a good dog down
Can't keep a good dog down
Verse:
A customer took a steak knife
And stabbed me in the back
When I went up to that customer
He said no talking back
I said
Chorus:
Bridge:
Down
No you can't
Keep him down
You can try but it won't work
To keep him down
You can try
But you can't keep him down
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3. |
Bipolar Disorder
02:01
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Verse:
Perhaps the weirdest thing to happen to you
Was when your wish accidentally came true
Your mother and your father and your sister had to cry
Your preacher and your teacher and your hamster had to die
Chorus:
Bipolar disorder is
Sometimes you're manic sometimes
You don't want to do anything
Then and there
I declared to change my mind
Or I was going to lose everything
Verse:
Perhaps the weirdest thing to happen to me was
When I found out that we had broken up
The sky was falling like we fell in love
I was on a bad trip like a bag of drugs
Chorus:
Bridge:
It's just weird
Because I still love you
It's just weird
It's just weird
Verse:
One of these days you'll call me up
But I'll be busy doing other stuff
The sky will be falling like we fell in love
You'll be on a bad trip like a bag of drugs
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4. |
University One Love
02:56
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Verse:
It's floating above the surface
Rising in the mud
Hikers in the wilderness
Never know because
Inter disconnected
Killer instinct logic
Pus got foodnik
All of my knowledge
Chorus:
It's the University of One College
The University of One College
You would curse at me about my knowledge
The University of One College
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5. |
Colombian Ex-Girlfriend
02:09
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6. |
Dive Bar
01:28
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7. |
Land Locked
03:05
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Verse:
I saw the blood on the wall
That you wrote with your tears
Mike knows I'm not a provider
But I couldn't tell the difference
Which makes me think I didn't want to
Well, of course man
So you killed off the living
Leaving me with Zombies and
And heroin
Chorus:
Your head is land...locked
Verse:
You're committed to this relationship
Like an insane asylum
Like all the good drugs you've tried them
Still I'm taking hints like bullets
While you're swinging moods like old baseball bat
Of course man
Chorus:
Your head is land...locked
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8. |
Priska
02:53
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Verse:
I was smiling
Because I was feeling strange
I was smiling
Because I didn't want things to change
Chorus:
Whoa young grasshopper
One day you'll understand
Verse:
I was lying
When I said it was cool to move
I was lying
Because I had something to prove
Chorus:
Whoa young grasshopper
One day you'll understand
Bridge:
Priska Neely is really leaving
Priska Neely is really leaving
Whoa! Priska
Whoa! Priska
Verse:
For the girl, I'm an evangelist
But the girl is moving, to Los Angeles
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9. |
Theresa
02:46
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10. |
Laura
03:08
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11. |
Roll This Joint
02:32
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12. |
Broke as a Joke
02:56
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13. |
Adderall Song
03:07
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14. |
Caught Myself
02:28
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15. |
Coleslaw
01:50
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16. |
Green Card
02:31
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Took a trip on my way to New York City
And I lost control when I met Nicole
I had a
Late night booty call
Late night booty call
Took a trip on my way to Miami
But the girl treated me
Like I was eye candy
Late night booty calll
Late night booty call
The girl tried to cat wrangle me
and strangle me
and give me the Green Card Marriage
Baby talked back to me
cataract to me
told a fact to me
in a Green Card Marriage
Give me the Green Card Marriage
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17. |
Thought You Never Had
01:24
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18. |
The Elusive Lemur
03:19
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Searching for the ever elusive sweet spot
The place that needs finding out
Way out in left field
I haven't talked to her in over six years
and it's unreal
Looks like you've proven what you needed to prove
Caught me in the dark with my eyes wide open
Lemurs hang out in trees
They have nothing to prove
Not like I do
I am a lot different
Success is elusive
And I like rap songs
For speaking literally
On the hunt
The chase is the adventure
Something to sink my dentures into
Maybe one day lemurs will go extinct
Maybe one day I'll stop thinking about
Love and success
The ever elusive lemur
The ever elusive lemur
I am a lot different
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